i’m glad you exist


mcu meme - 4/8 characters;  sam wilson.

Captain America needs my help. There’s no better reason to get back in.


oh how the mackles have mored


Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

Do it! Do it now! You have no idea how bored I am.


you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

“too many dudes. i’m so sick of dudes. every time i see something with a dude in it i’m like ‘fuck you, i don’t want to watch this.’”

my glorious roommate, as she spreads peanut butter on a saltine  (via sweetsummerchild)



Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

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